What am I doing? I... I - of course I'm helping!
Auntie Sheila, she needs to learn about these things. That's it. Left, right, left, right, er... sideways.
I stop and you're supposed to stop too.
Stop trying to lead her, Mum. I'll do it! Sheila, stop whatever it is you're doing!
Just some Teddy from Christmas Day that I managed to overlook at the time.
(Every year I make a song and dance about it being my birthday today. This year is no exception. I'm 17 today. Just saying.)
Have a fantastic - and helpful - day! Don't do anything Teddy wouldn't do.