Look at this Teddy - it's called a football. You can play with it, chase it and stop short of eating it...
But I'm afariad you can't play with it just yet - because it's mine.
And because it's mine, not yours, I shall go around the yard with it. For fun.
Whoops! Dropped it. Teddy, don't you dare...
Hey, Ted, what's up?
Hey, dogs, come here! I have treeeats!
Treats? I'm coming!
Good dogs, Ben and Pip, you can have some.
Will pose for food.
Another treat for you, Ben!
I'm here - what did I miss?
Nothing much, Teddy. Now, smile everyone!
PS: We shall not discuss why the football is a 'My Little Pony' one. We shall not...