Hi. Ben here.
I feel weird. Like there's something missing. Do you know what it is?
I'm sure you do. My mum has a big, fat mouth. She's always on this laptop thing she has, instead of caring for me!
Do you feel sorry for me yet?
Dad took me to the vet yesterday. It was scary. They had funny clothes on. Not your normal coat and wellies. They took me though a door which I didn't want to go through and I don't really remember much after that. I know I fell asleep, though.
A few hours later my mum and her mum came to pick me up on the way home from school. My bum was really itchy so I started scratching it and nibbling it. They didn't like to see me doing that, so they told the vet and came out with this thing. It's so annoying - I can't even walk properly with it!
I can't wait to get this thing off.